[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: FUCK YOU!
[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: 0.0
[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: hmm?
[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: maybe?
[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: possibly?
[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: are you a deafmute?
[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: they have a deafmute custodian at my school
[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: I used to just think that he was unfriendly.
[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: because whenever I said Hi... he never said anything back.
[11:57 PM] Jonah Price: and then I realized that I had never heard him say anything at all.
[11:58 PM] Jonah Price: and then I got told why.
[11:58 PM] Jonah Price: so then I started waving at him.
[11:58 PM] Jonah Price: but he STILL doesn't respond...
[11:58 PM] Jonah Price: Tashi tells me its because in sign language a wave doesn't actually mean anything.
[11:58 PM] Madisyn Schultz: eh
[11:58 PM] Jonah Price: but I still think he would know what it means.
[11:58 PM] Jonah Price: so you're not a deafmute then?
[11:58 PM] Madisyn Schultz: naw
[11:58 PM] Jonah Price: Its good we got that cleared up.
[11:59 PM] Jonah Price: wouldn't want to go arround saying Hi to you and then thinking you were mean because you didn't say hi back.
[11:59 PM] Jonah Price: but now that i know that You're NOT a deafmute
[11:59 PM] Jonah Price: I WILL know that you ARE being mean if you don't say hi back and its very obvious that you're capable of hearing me.
Saturday, May 17, 2008 12:00 AM
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: I'm glad you're finally actually there.
[12:00 AM] Madisyn Schultz: yeah
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: because all the other times you wheren't
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: *weren't
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: like...the first time...
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: you like... weren't there.
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: and then the second time...
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: nope.
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: not then either.
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: and then there were all those other times in between then and now.
[12:00 AM] Jonah Price: but you're there now.
[12:00 AM] Madisyn Schultz: yup
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: So did you like... forget about the Library or something?
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: about meeting me that is?
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: you missed out.
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: you're not going to get to see my hair.
[12:01 AM] Madisyn Schultz: did I? sorry
[12:01 AM] Madisyn Schultz: what?
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: hair
[12:01 AM] Madisyn Schultz: what about it?
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: hair
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: on my head
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: its something to see.
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: its... VISABLE!
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: so did you forget?
[12:01 AM] Madisyn Schultz: no
[12:01 AM] Jonah Price: you've not answered that question yet.
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: oh. but now you have.
[12:02 AM] Madisyn Schultz: but the eurasian conference didn't end until like 3:30
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: forgetter.
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: you're a dirty forgetter.
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: yeah?
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: that's cool
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: did your country do well?
[12:02 AM] Madisyn Schultz: ehh
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: did you have really cool alliances?
[12:02 AM] Madisyn Schultz: not really
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: Do you possibly now know katy williams?
[12:02 AM] Madisyn Schultz: no
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: I wonder if she wore a wig today...
[12:02 AM] Madisyn Schultz: why?
[12:02 AM] Jonah Price: hmm....
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: was there anybody who's hair was a stunning color of not natural?
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: because if so, that was likely a wig.
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: but I'm thinking...
[12:03 AM] Madisyn Schultz: no
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: she probably passed up on a wig today.
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: hmm
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: oh well.
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: yeah
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: when you called I was in the car with Elyse...
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: or however you spell her name.
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: I've been spelling it wrong the whole time.
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: like... for the whole year
[12:03 AM] Madisyn Schultz: eh
[12:03 AM] Jonah Price: not that I've ever actually spelled it..
[12:04 AM] Jonah Price: but when she added me on FB today I'm all like WOAH
[12:04 AM] Jonah Price: because I didn't know her name was spelled like that.
[12:04 AM] Jonah Price: hey do you know what the application of FB called socialmoth is?
[12:04 AM] Jonah Price: its pretty cool...
[12:04 AM] Jonah Price: its all about writing all your secrets so that they arrive with your name on them in a friend's inbox.
[12:04 AM] Jonah Price: thats not what they tell you though.
[12:05 AM] Jonah Price: what they tell you is that oh my its going to be annonomys...
[12:05 AM] Madisyn Schultz: what? i didn't know that
[12:05 AM] Madisyn Schultz: did something happen?
[12:05 AM] Jonah Price: But they fail to let you know that if you have a friend who only has ONE other firend who uses socailmoth...
[12:05 AM] Jonah Price: its a bad idea to tell them that you use socialmoth too
[12:05 AM] Jonah Price: because then they can look at all those secrets that say they came from friends..
[12:06 AM] Jonah Price: and be like... oh shoot! Those are from Jonah!
[12:06 AM] Madisyn Schultz: haha
[12:06 AM] Jonah Price: he confessed that he wants to have an orgy with me and my girlfriend!
[12:06 AM] Madisyn Schultz: ahahaha
[12:06 AM] Jonah Price: (that was for shock factor, you shocked?)
[12:06 AM] Madisyn Schultz: no
[12:06 AM] Jonah Price: I think you're blown away
[12:06 AM] Madisyn Schultz: that would actually be a threesome.
[12:06 AM] Madisyn Schultz: not an orgy
[12:06 AM] Jonah Price: I think you're so disgusted you never want to talk to be again
[12:06 AM] Jonah Price: nope.
[12:06 AM] Jonah Price: its an orgy.
[12:07 AM] Jonah Price: his girlfriend is a siamese twin.
[12:07 AM] Jonah Price: HE and his GIRLFRIEND are the threesome.
[12:07 AM] Jonah Price: their name is rebekka.
[12:07 AM] Jonah Price: with TWO K's
[12:07 AM] Jonah Price: one for each head.
[12:07 AM] Madisyn Schultz: ok
[12:08 AM] Jonah Price: [12:07 AM] Madisyn Schultz: ok
[12:08 AM] Jonah Price: HA
[12:08 AM] Jonah Price: !
[12:08 AM] Jonah Price: BEAT THAT!
[12:08 AM] Jonah Price: KA POW!
[12:08 AM] Jonah Price: POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
[12:08 AM] Jonah Price: POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
[12:08 AM] Jonah Price: POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
[12:08 AM] Jonah Price: POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: what the hell is that from anyway?
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: isn't it an animated film?
[12:09 AM] Madisyn Schultz: what?
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: so how was Mrs. Witehrspoon?
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: forgive my typo
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: actually, no.
[12:09 AM] Madisyn Schultz: *Miss Witherspoon
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: don't forgive my typo
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: HEY!
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: SHUT UP
[12:09 AM] Madisyn Schultz: i didn't go tonight
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: I KNOW how to spell MRS WITHERYSPOONS!
[12:09 AM] Jonah Price: what?
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: you didn't go tonight?
[12:10 AM] Madisyn Schultz: no
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: so then why did it take you so long to get online?
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: loser.
[12:10 AM] Madisyn Schultz: i was at sky's
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: you're a forgetter and a loser.
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: sky.
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: hmm...
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: sky...
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: OH HAY!
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: theres a girl at my school who was in her country.
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: yup
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: TOTALLY
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: she's all like..
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: psh, I met a girl who used to know you.
[12:10 AM] Madisyn Schultz: morocco
[12:10 AM] Jonah Price: her name is sky.
[12:10 AM] Madisyn Schultz: she still knows you
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: Thats what I thought
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: I'm all like... hmm... used to know me?
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: wow.
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: well then that must mean that SKY said "I used to know him"
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: interesting.
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: thats what I thought.
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: thats what I thought when she said that.
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: but yo know what?
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: I don't remember who it was who said that.
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: but I'm pretty sure it was a sophomore girl in CHS IHS
[12:11 AM] Jonah Price: probably right?
[12:12 AM] Jonah Price: well anyway...
[12:12 AM] Jonah Price: turns out there are a lot of people who know my name at my school...
[12:12 AM] Jonah Price: and I have no idea who a large number of them are...
[12:12 AM] Jonah Price: they're all like... "JONAH! You died your hair!"
[12:12 AM] Jonah Price: and I'm all like... "YOU!......... noticed!"
[12:13 AM] Jonah Price: My dad said "yeah, when I was a senior there were a LOT of people who knew who I was... but I really had no idea who they where.
[12:13 AM] Jonah Price: nope.
[12:13 AM] Jonah Price: its not just one color.
[12:13 AM] Jonah Price: its lik... FIVE
[12:13 AM] Jonah Price: and they're all pastel..
[12:13 AM] Jonah Price: and two of them are different shades of PINK.
[12:13 AM] Jonah Price: and we died my eyebrows too...
[12:13 AM] Madisyn Schultz: huh
[12:14 AM] Jonah Price: and shaved them in the middle above each eye...
[12:14 AM] Jonah Price: so like...
[12:14 AM] Jonah Price: I have four green eyebrows now.
[12:14 AM] Madisyn Schultz: hot
[12:14 AM] Jonah Price: totally.
[12:14 AM] Jonah Price: forgetter.
[12:14 AM] Jonah Price: loser forgetter.
[12:14 AM] Jonah Price: You know what sucks?
[12:14 AM] Jonah Price: Baptisms suck
[12:15 AM] Madisyn Schultz: y?
[12:15 AM] Jonah Price: I don't want to be a godfather...
[12:15 AM] Jonah Price: and you know what?
[12:15 AM] Jonah Price: I don't even want to be there.
[12:15 AM] Jonah Price: psh.
[12:15 AM] Jonah Price: I should be doing other more interesting things.
[12:15 AM] Jonah Price: it'd be a lot more...
[12:15 AM] Jonah Price: interesting.
[12:15 AM] Jonah Price: GOD I wish there was someone who lived close to me I could go bother right now.
[12:16 AM] Jonah Price: I wanna go hang out with someone out in the middle of the night.
[12:16 AM] Jonah Price: fuckers.
[12:16 AM] Madisyn Schultz: ha
[12:16 AM] Jonah Price: JESUS Madisyn! You're reaking BIZZARE tonight.
[12:16 AM] Jonah Price: that was FREAKING
[12:16 AM] Jonah Price: not REAKING.
[12:16 AM] Jonah Price: GOD DAMNIT
[12:17 AM] Jonah Price: tomorows a god damn saturday.
[12:17 AM] Jonah Price: I HATE saturday.
[12:17 AM] Jonah Price: I wish it were monday.
[12:17 AM] Madisyn Schultz: saturdays are heavenly
[12:17 AM] Jonah Price: Well my saturday tomorow is full of nothing that I want
[12:17 AM] Jonah Price: I don't get to fill it either
[12:17 AM] Jonah Price: because freaking baptisms suck.
[12:18 AM] Madisyn Schultz: my saturday is full
[12:18 AM] Jonah Price: I should run away.
[12:18 AM] Madisyn Schultz: with fun stuff
[12:18 AM] Jonah Price: that would be fun.
[12:18 AM] Jonah Price: funner than fun stuff on a saturday
[12:18 AM] Jonah Price: hmm... but then I'd have to like ....find a home.
[12:18 AM] Jonah Price: that wouldn't be fun
[12:18 AM] Jonah Price: maybe I won't run away.
[12:18 AM] Madisyn Schultz: don't
[12:18 AM] Jonah Price: Christ Madisyn, slow down, you're REALLY hard to follow.
[12:19 AM] Jonah Price: you know who I hate?
[12:19 AM] Jonah Price: Chris.
[12:19 AM] Jonah Price: its really kinda unfair of me too.
[12:19 AM] Jonah Price: its not his fault.
[12:19 AM] Jonah Price: and he didn't do anything.
[12:19 AM] Jonah Price: But I don't hate Emily.
[12:19 AM] Jonah Price: I want to be Emily's friend.
[12:19 AM] Madisyn Schultz: jonah, i'm really tired
[12:19 AM] Jonah Price: Goodnight.
[12:19 AM] Madisyn Schultz: emily who?
[12:19 AM] Madisyn Schultz: ?
[12:20 AM] Jonah Price: Goodnight Tired Madisyn.
[12:20 AM] Jonah Price: ((((((( Emily SKEEN!))))))
[12:20 AM] Madisyn Schultz: eh i'm talking to emily and graeme right now
[12:21 AM] Jonah Price: are you saying goodnight to them too?
[12:21 AM] Madisyn Schultz: no
[12:21 AM] Jonah Price: goodnight is such a polite thing to say.
[12:21 AM] Jonah Price: no?
[12:21 AM] Madisyn Schultz: I'm not saying goodnight to you
[12:21 AM] Jonah Price: you're not
[12:21 AM] Jonah Price: ?
[12:21 AM] Madisyn Schultz: i'm just saying i'm tired
[12:21 AM] Jonah Price: but you're tired.
[12:21 AM] Madisyn Schultz: and not particularly fast-paced
[12:21 AM] Jonah Price: its good to go to be when you're tired.
[12:22 AM] Jonah Price: Oh I KNOW.
[12:22 AM] Jonah Price: you're so SLOW paced.
[12:23 AM] Madisyn Schultz: like a turtle, baby
[12:23 AM] Jonah Price: Oh look!
[12:23 AM] Jonah Price: There it went.
[12:23 AM] Jonah Price: Over there.
[12:23 AM] Jonah Price: It just came by for a visit.
[12:23 AM] Jonah Price: but now its gone again.
[12:24 AM] Jonah Price: It said sorry for running away...
[12:24 AM] Madisyn Schultz: whaaaa?
[12:24 AM] Jonah Price: but it just needs to find its own way through lifr.
[12:24 AM] Jonah Price: *life.
[12:24 AM] Jonah Price: It's name is My.
[12:24 AM] Jonah Price: It really likes its middle name...
[12:25 AM] Madisyn Schultz: confused...
[12:25 AM] Jonah Price: because its a bad word.
[12:25 AM] Jonah Price: its middle name is FUcking.
[12:25 AM] Jonah Price: Every body calls it by its last name though.
[12:25 AM] Jonah Price: Sanity.
[12:25 AM] Jonah Price: and its just a darned shame...
[12:25 AM] Jonah Price: but I've LOST MY FUCKING SANITY.
[12:25 AM] Jonah Price: we were never meant for eachother anyway.
[12:26 AM] Jonah Price: Mail-order brides are just a BAD idea...
[12:26 AM] Jonah Price: I'm TELLING you.
[12:26 AM] Jonah Price: Never get one.
[12:26 AM] Madisyn Schultz: k
[12:26 AM] Jonah Price: you know what I did?
[12:27 AM] Jonah Price: I watched Grey's Anatomy.
[12:27 AM] Jonah Price: and she got kissed by Doctor Han.
[12:27 AM] Madisyn Schultz: i'm actually getting off now..i am so tired
[12:27 AM] Jonah Price: Goodnight Madisyn.
[12:27 AM] Jonah Price: always rember... its your fault.
[12:27 AM] Madisyn Schultz: goodnight
[12:27 AM] Madisyn Schultz: well of course
